Team Awards
- Best Dressed: Argyle Sox
- Coolest Team: The Warriors
- Sand Vag Team (whiniest): The warriors
- Best Team Name: Argyle Sox
- Best (most fun) Losers: Argyle Sox
- Most Athletic: The Warriors
- Most Intimidating: The Warriors
- Most Optimistic : Scratch’s Angel
- Drunkest: Argyle Sox
- Team Most Likely to Have an Orgy: Scratch’s Angels
- Best Team Cheer: Argyle Sox
Individual Awards
- MVP Female: Cassidy (warriors)
- MVP Male: Juice (angels)
- Rookie of the Year (Male): Scott (warriors)
- Rookie of the Year (female): Liz (Warriors)
- Golden Boot:Juice (angels)
- Golden Glove (outfielder): Peace Train (Argyle)
- Golden Glove (infielder): Manny (warriors)
- Best Pitcher: Danimal (warriors)
- Most Athletic: Black Jesus (Untouchables)
- Fastest: Juice (angels)
- Most Likely to Succeed in Pro Kickball: Cassidy (warriors)
- Best Umpire : Wheels (angels)
- Captain You’d Rather Play For: Scratch (angels)
- Coolest Newbie: Matt (untouchables)
- Unsung Veteran: T-Bird (warriors)
- Most Optimistic Baller: Shelby (angels)
- Loudest: Brett (soljas)
- Shit Talker: Brett (soljas)
- Obnoxious: Brett (soljas)
- Most Unwarranted Shit Talker: Rambler (turbos)
- Best Dressed (male) : Coach (Argyle)
- Best Dressed (female): Pickle (Valkeries)
- Person Who Obviously Doesn’t Have a 9-5 (AKA Drunkest): Rambler (turbos)
- Sex Kitten: Veronica, El Dan (angels) and Lauren (untouchables)
- Hunk: Sweems (V)
- Most Amusing Message Board Rumor: KOCKA
Write Ins
- Best Sideline Commentator: Drewcifer
- Best Person Not on Any Team: Doug
- Untouchable part you would most like to touch: Lauren’s tits
- Untouchable part you would least like to touch: LL’s teabag infested head
- Most Gruesome Injury: Bybee
- Best Porn Name: Stubby Hungwell Sweems
- Best Smile: Sexy Black
- Person you’ll most likely have an asinine conversation with: Pete (V)
- Most Petulant: Scratch