Team Awards
- Most Spirited Team: Red Army
- Drunkest Team: Lucy’s
- Best Dressed Team: Red Army
- Most Obnoxious Team: Red Army
- Coolest Team: Furies
- Team Most Likely to Have an Orgy: Lucy’s
- Best New Team: 69ers
Individual Awards
- King: Stephen Patterson
- Queen: Toni
- Craziest Kickballer: Sonny
- Most Likely to Succeed in Professional Kickball: IVnicus
- Player With the Most Heart: MJ
- Most Improved Player: IVtran
- Hunk of the Season: IVks
- Rookie of the Season: Mark Kirk
- Golden Glove: Jonathan Walsh
- Biggest Post-Game Party Animal: Sonny
- #1 Shit-talker: Fukov
- #1 Thug: Paul Medhurst
- #1 Umpire: IVks
- #1 Captain: Rob (Big Bird)
- #1 Co-captain: Jeremy, Janel
- #1 Slugger: Paul Medhurst
- MVP: IVnicus
- Horniest: Sir Dave
- Loudest: Daithi
- Most Likely to Get Beat Up on the Kickball Field in 1st Grade: Sticky Fingers
- Most Likely to Take Their Ball and Go Home: IVtran
- Biggest Villain: Paul Medhurst
- Most Likely to Fall Down and Not Get Back Up: Bat Daniels
- Sex Kitten of the Season: The Flash, Nipple Nibbler
- Most Likely to Get a DUI After the Game: Gary (Mr. Pimp)
- Best Place to Get a Man-sandwich: IV
- Most Likely to Get Fornicated by IVnicus: The Flash
- Best Bullrider: G-Light
- Best Poledancer: Snatch
- #1 Mascot: Oban